So, this girl got out her pipe cutters, drill, saw, and drawing pencils and got to work.
I cut the footboard in half and flipped it over to make the two ends, attached some discarded lumber with the drill and wood screws. The dark wood in the back is from an old piano that came with the house. That piano got torn apart, as I could find no one to buy it, and couldn't move it. I kept all of the wonderful old wood that came off of it, and used a piece of it here to attache the back (the old headboard) to the seat and side rails. I had a piece of lumber cut to size and then used deck joist material to secure the pieces together from underneath. Home Depot sells ready made turned legs, so I picked up a couple, and it was very simple to attach them to the base. They just sort of screw in to some groovy little metal holders and voila! Bench! The last step was to sand and stain the bench, and the last LAST step will be to sew a nice cushion for it. I found some good outdoor fabric, so I'm hoping it'll all hang together a few seasons in the rain. This project took, in all, about four days of one person labor to complete.